So, my first update of the month, and I’ll admit things aren’t going too well so far.

I’m back in Jersey after a week in Bristol, where I’ve been carefully grooming my excuse for a moustache. To be honest, Matt Lucas has more hair on his head than I have on my upper lip.

There were plenty of taunts and jibes before the month started, mainly from people at work questioning whether I’d even gone through puberty yet! I have… honest…

But I’m ploughing on in the name of charity, pledging £50 if I manage to last until the end of the month.

Photo to follow shortly, but you’ll have to look closely.